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So someone, I can no longer recall who, asked me a couple of weeks ago, to list all of my Clints. And I just…never got around to it. Partially I think because they were wondering how many I had and how I kept them all straight. So I figured I would share them here. And give y’all a few notes to go with them. I believe I’ve posted stories for all but the last one. So what follows is all my Clints and some notes about each of them.

THERE ARE SPOILERS BELOW. Some of the things have been revealed in stories; some are just headcanon things that I know. I’m being vague in most of these. I might add more later. If you have questions, let me know and I’ll see if I can answer them.



SPOILERS! All the Clints! )

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Avengers’ Assistants Master Post


Author’s Note: Let’s just come right out and say this: AU because the whole idea is an Alternate Universe and even if it wasn’t… it would get Joss’ed when the movie comes out in May anyway. So AU.

The Assistants are not superheroes, although they might seem that way to outsiders. If anything they are Avenger whisperers. On the surface the job seems simple—do whatever their Avenger requires. But it’s so much more than that; they are best friend, confidant, assimilator, secretary, wrangler, mother/father, comforter, and scolder all rolled into one. Sometimes these people might be the only one who can calm the Avenger down after a battle or the only one who can get through to an injured superhero.

Each Assistant is carefully chosen to be most compatible with their matched Avenger. On the surface they might not appear to work well together, but only a rare pairing does not work right.

The Assistants )




The Stories )
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Title: Reasonable Possessiveness
Characters: Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe, Ryan, Ken (OCs)
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: whogeek
Prompt: possessive bastard
Summary: Clint is a possessive bastard when it comes to Tessa, but she’s slowly training him the proper way to show it.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: just for my series
Warnings: Clint is possessive, Tessa is understanding
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me and I’m soooo not making any money off this.
Author's Note: So whogeek and I were having a discussion about possession and how boyfriends treat their girlfriends. And somehow that turned into Clint being possessive of Tessa. And that his possessiveness was reasonable. This was…sorta that. It didn’t turn out exactly like I planned.


She's His, but He's Cool with That )


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Title: Enter the Assistants
Characters: Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner, Isabella Teague, Olivia Donner, Tessa Monroe, and Jack Douglas, and Darlene
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: illfindmyway
Prompt:
Summary: Fury wanted Coulson to assign ‘helpers’ to the Avengers and the first time the two groups meet is…barely controlled chaos.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: none yet as far as I can figure out, well for the stories prior to this one
Warnings: No more than usual
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me
Author's Note: This…probably should have been done a while ago, but well, my group didn’t want to cooperate. So I couldn’t post it because well…no one would talk to me. There are a few stories that come after this one that I needed this to be posted for…and this is probably making no sense, so I hope well…just read. Thanks as always to my girls: illfindmyway and whogeek who make my stories so much better. Love ya both!


They'll be great together...if they don't kill each other first )
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Title: Hide and Sick
Characters: Clint Barton/ Tessa Monroe, Natasha Romanov, Isabella Teague, Steve Rogers, Jack Douglas, Olivia Donner, Darcy Lewis
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: illfindmyway
Prompt: sick!Clint
Summary: Clint does not react in predictable ways. Luckily Tessa knows him pretty well, but not even she could have predicted he would hide when he got sick.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: just for the rest of my series
Warnings: Clint acts like a child at times. You might want to cuddle him, but he’s still deadly.
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me and I am so not making any money. Nor did I win the lotto last night (yes I did buy tickets this time).
Author's Note: So a few weeks ago, illfindmyway and I got the idea of writing sick!Clint stories. And we both got to work. We’ve had a lot of fun the last few weeks sending clips back and forth to each other and now we’re getting ready to share them. If you want to read hers, its ?????? (sorry, still working on editing it so it’ll be just a bit longer).



'M Not Sick! )




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Title: Idle Hands
Characters: Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson, Pepper Potts, most of the other Avengers and Assistants make some sort of appearance
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt: When bored, do not fire arrows into the ceiling.
Summary: Clint gets easily bor-red in meetings and he should be allowed to entertain himself.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Just for the rest of my series cause I’m Jossed by the movie and the previews.
Warnings:
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to be and I’m just not making any money off this.
Author's Note: This is another one based on kaitlia777’s lovely Rules of the Workplace. I don’t want to give too much away, but please keep in mind Clint’s background when reading this. Thanks as always to my lovely girls, whogeek and illfindmyway. And I’m designating whogeek as my official title guru because she comes up with the most awesome titles off the top of her head almost as soon as I tell her ‘I need a title’.


Aren't Just the Devil's Work )

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Title: A Crime of Glitter
Characters: Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe, Phil Coulson
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt: Do not glitter bomb Coulson.
Summary: Clint’s aim is always perfect but he’s not a damned psychic.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None really, but always for my series
Warnings: Nope Clint behaved himself…well I guess at least as far as his mouth went.
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me. Not making any money.
Author's Note: So my friend kaitlia777 wrote this really hysterical story call Rules of the Workplace and a couple of the “rules” caught my eye and gave me ideas. So this is the first of them. Hopefully she doesn’t mind. Thanks to illfindmyway who read it as always and gave me my title!


Ooops? )


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Title: Small Things
Characters: Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe, Sarah Adams
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: hockeyiris
Prompt: reading a story
Summary: Clint is slowly making himself a family, but he’s still having some issues with the actual ‘family’ part of it.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: just for the rest of the series
Warnings: sugar shock
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me and I’m sooo not making any money off this. The book Clint reads also does not belong to me.
Author's Note: So Iris wrote a an MI4 story about Brandt and inadvertently gave me a plot bunny about Clint. So this came about. The only thing you need to know is that Nessie is Tessa’s twin sister (identical twins in looks but not personality) and is/was pregnant. Also this counts as one of three stories I have to finish before I can “play” with my slutty cowboy. And if you want to know more about that…you’ll just have to encourage me to finish two more stories.


This is his ideal )



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Title: Just a ‘Friendly’ Poker Game
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe (implied), Isabella Teague, Jack Douglas
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: illfindmyway/[personal profile] float_on_alright  (yes that’s the same person)
Prompt: poker face
Summary: It’s really just a friendly little poker game.
Rating: R
Spoilers: The rest of the series but nothing major
Warnings: naked people, minor violence, swearing, crudeness
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me. Not making any money off this.
Author's Note: This is a birthday present for someone who said I didn’t need to do anything else for her. But I did it anyway. And wow, miracle of miracles, I actually got it done on her birthday. Special thanks go to [personal profile] whogeek  who not only helped me write this (including the ‘rules’) and title it, but hasn’t said a word to me about the fact that I haven’t finished her birthday story yet. So hopefully I’ll get cracking on that one next. (If I stop getting distracted by the pretty chopper.) And on a random note, if you can’t wait until May to enjoy Renner—go see MI4—you’ll get to see lots of his ass-ets. ;-) Plus the Avengers’ trailer on the big screen!


Poker Face )
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Title: Escape to High Ground
Characters: Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe, Vanessa “Nessie” Adams, Sarah Adams
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt: Clint in a tree
Summary: Sometimes Clint feels the need to take the high ground.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: my series
Warnings: Clint has neuroses, Tessa is understanding, Sarah is adorable, Clint is a sniper who likes the high ground, Vanessa doesn’t like Clint (or Tessa’s job for that matter)
Disclaimer: Clint and the Avengers do not belong to me, no money is being made off this and I am hopefully not offending anyone by playing in their sandbox
Author's Note: Yeeeaaah. So not what I was meaning to write, but well. Sometimes Clint won’t let me write what I was planning. And I thought of this the other day when I was working on something, the idea of Clint climbing a tree to…well read the story :-). Thanks to [personal profile] whogeek  who like always had fun reading this as I wrote it and hopefully caught all my errors. And now I’m probably gonna go to bed. I’ll update my Master List soonish.


Trees Not Just for the Birds )




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Title: Adventures in Avengers’ Babysitting
Characters: Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe (implied), Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Jack Douglas, other OCs
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: [personal profile] kaitlia777 
Prompt: Clint and babies (you had to see the picture of Jeremy with a baby on set)
Summary: A simple day at the park turns into something a little bit more when Clint and Steve make a new friend.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: slight for my series
Warnings: possible ovary explosion ahead
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me.
Author's Note: So [personal profile] kaitlia777  spammed me with about 80 pictures of Jeremy Renner the other night…this is not a bad thing because…well it’s not a bad thing we’ll put it that way. And included in those were a few pictures of him playing with a baby on the set of the Avengers. After I finished gushing and got my…well everything back under control…Clint started talking to me. And this came about.




It's Not a Bomb )
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Title: Holiday Hits (Divided by Fandom)
Characters:
Steve Rogers, Tony Stark
Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe
Declan McRae, OFC
Duke Crocker, Audrey Parker
Auggie Anderson, Annie Walker
Pooch Porteous, Jake Jensen
Steve McGarrett, Danny Williams
Nick Stokes/Greg Sanders
Fandom:
Avengers
Sanctuary
Haven
Covert Affairs
Losers
Hawaii Five-0
CSI
Series: (if used)
Avengers’ Assistants (for second story)
Love and Science (CSI)
Written For: December Prompts
Prompt: ____ would kill anyone who discovered that (s)he actually loved Holiday music.
Summary: Various Fandoms ____ would kill anyone who discovered that (s)he actually loved Holiday music.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None for most of them, but figure anything that’s aired is fair game. Season 2 for Hawaii Five-0
Warnings: Off-screen deaths for Hawaii Five-0
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me. :-( Oh well. I can hope I’ll get someone for Christmas I guess.
Author's Note: Okay so the object of this was one character didn’t want the others to know they listened to holiday music. Whatever holiday it was. I’ve divided these by stories by fandom and you should be able to figure it all out. Thanks to illfindmyway (for the prompt and then assistance) and whogeek for help.




Avengers' Fic )



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Avengers' Assistants Fic )



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Sanctuary Fic )



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Haven Fic )



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Covert Affairs Fic )




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Losers Fic )




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Hawaii Five-0 Fic )



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CSI Fic )



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Title: According to Plan
Characters: Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe, Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt:
Summary: Clint and Tessa help Tony out with a little problem
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Just slight for the rest of the series
Warnings: Boys can be pigs, Tony’s a jerk, Girls can kick ass too
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me, which is a shame because we’d see a whole lot more of Clint.
Author's Note: Yeah…I got nothing. Other than. I passed 30K for the month with my writing for today!! *dances around my room* And hopefully I’ll write something else soon. Thanks like usual to my girls, illfindmyway and whogeek.



Teamwork )

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Title: His and Hers
Characters: Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt:
Summary: He just really needs to know she’s okay.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: the rest of the series
Warnings: Check the rating peeps
Disclaimer: Clint doesn’t belong to me. Neither do the Avengers. Tessa belongs to Clint and me.
Author's Note: I’m not sure which was harder—titling this story or writing the sex. Damn but Clint is a stubborn bastard. Thanks to illfindmyway for the title and for helping me out—despite her being fuzzy. Now I think I’ll work on Christmas cards since I got my writing done for tonight.



She Know He's a Possessive Bastard... )

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Title: Running from the Wreckage
Characters: Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe, Isabella, Olivia Donner, Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt:
Summary: Clint knows he’s doing the wrong thing, but he just can’t seem to help himself.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: The rest of my series
Warnings: swearing, creepiness by Clint
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me
Author's Note: And now I can finish the one that comes after this since I’ve got it half done. Um, yeah honestly I’ve got nothing…I need to work on actually doing a write-up on my Assistants though which I’ll probably do soonish. As always thanks to my girls. And I’ll give Isabella a last name soon.


He Went Down in Flames )



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Title: The Best Laid Plans of Avengers and Assistants
Characters: Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe (OFC), Steve Rogers, Jack Douglas (OMC)
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: illfindmyway
Prompt:
Summary: They say the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray, when it comes to Avengers and their Assistants; they often get blown apart in the most spectacular manner.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None really
Warnings: Clint is possessive.
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me. But I guess we knew that already. *sighs*
Author's Note: I’ve been finished with this for a couple of days, but I needed to get a title and I needed to do some other things. I’ve got a few more of this series in progress. Jack Douglas is Steve Rogers’s Assistant, a Recon Marine with a strong basis in history and current events. I picked ranks based on what I know about the military and how ranking systems work and what their skills are. And how I’ve been working on characterizations. In my head canon, Clint Barton is former military and ex-special forces, recruited by SHIELD because he is so very, very good at what he does. Of course his insubordination and attitude means he didn’t climb very high in rankings.




Just An Average Evening Out...Suuuure )



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Title: Crashed and Burning After All
Characters: Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe (OFC), Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts, various other OCs
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt:
Summary: When Clint wakes up and isn’t quite in his right mind, both Avenger and Assistant struggle to find their footing again.
Rating: R
Spoilers: For my previous story Crash but No Burn. This most likely won’t make much sense without reading that (not that I’m trying to pimp myself or anything, just pointing out the facts).
Warnings: Slight incident of non-con, but doesn’t go all the way. Some OOC most likely of Clint—but it’s for a reason.
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me *pouts*
Author's Note: So apparently this story at least has turned into a three—possibly four—parter. I told you these guys are taking over my brain. There is slight slight non-con here, but it’s stopped before it gets too far. I just don’t want to startle anyone when they read it. Thanks always to my girls, illfindmyway and whogeek.

**If anyone knows of an Avenger comm, could you please drop me a line? I’m looking for something for fic and graphics, etc. You can PM me or comment or whatever. I can’t seem to find one that’s active and all.



I Still Trust You )



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