Quill, Parchment, & Ink

Avengers’ Assistants Master Post

Author’s Note: Let’s just come right out and say this: AU because the whole idea is an Alternate Universe and even if it wasn’t… it would get Joss’ed when the movie comes out in May anyway. So AU.

The Assistants are not superheroes, although they might seem that way to outsiders. If anything they are Avenger whisperers. On the surface the job seems simple—do whatever their Avenger requires. But it’s so much more than that; they are best friend, confidant, assimilator, secretary, wrangler, mother/father, comforter, and scolder all rolled into one. Sometimes these people might be the only one who can calm the Avenger down after a battle or the only one who can get through to an injured superhero.

Each Assistant is carefully chosen to be most compatible with their matched Avenger. On the surface they might not appear to work well together, but only a rare pairing does not work right.

( The Assistants )




( The Stories )

Title: Enter the Assistants
Characters: Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner, Isabella Teague, Olivia Donner, Tessa Monroe, and Jack Douglas, and Darlene
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: illfindmyway
Prompt:
Summary: Fury wanted Coulson to assign ‘helpers’ to the Avengers and the first time the two groups meet is…barely controlled chaos.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: none yet as far as I can figure out, well for the stories prior to this one
Warnings: No more than usual
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me
Author's Note: This…probably should have been done a while ago, but well, my group didn’t want to cooperate. So I couldn’t post it because well…no one would talk to me. There are a few stories that come after this one that I needed this to be posted for…and this is probably making no sense, so I hope well…just read. Thanks as always to my girls: illfindmyway and whogeek who make my stories so much better. Love ya both!


( They'll be great together...if they don't kill each other first )

Title: Idle Hands
Characters: Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson, Pepper Potts, most of the other Avengers and Assistants make some sort of appearance
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt: When bored, do not fire arrows into the ceiling.
Summary: Clint gets easily bor-red in meetings and he should be allowed to entertain himself.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Just for the rest of my series cause I’m Jossed by the movie and the previews.
Warnings:
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to be and I’m just not making any money off this.
Author's Note: This is another one based on kaitlia777’s lovely Rules of the Workplace. I don’t want to give too much away, but please keep in mind Clint’s background when reading this. Thanks as always to my lovely girls, whogeek and illfindmyway. And I’m designating whogeek as my official title guru because she comes up with the most awesome titles off the top of her head almost as soon as I tell her ‘I need a title’.


( Aren't Just the Devil's Work )

Title: Small Things
Characters: Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe, Sarah Adams
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: hockeyiris
Prompt: reading a story
Summary: Clint is slowly making himself a family, but he’s still having some issues with the actual ‘family’ part of it.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: just for the rest of the series
Warnings: sugar shock
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me and I’m sooo not making any money off this. The book Clint reads also does not belong to me.
Author's Note: So Iris wrote a an MI4 story about Brandt and inadvertently gave me a plot bunny about Clint. So this came about. The only thing you need to know is that Nessie is Tessa’s twin sister (identical twins in looks but not personality) and is/was pregnant. Also this counts as one of three stories I have to finish before I can “play” with my slutty cowboy. And if you want to know more about that…you’ll just have to encourage me to finish two more stories.


( This is his ideal )

Title: Just a ‘Friendly’ Poker Game
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe (implied), Isabella Teague, Jack Douglas
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For: illfindmyway/float_on_alright  (yes that’s the same person)
Prompt: poker face
Summary: It’s really just a friendly little poker game.
Rating: R
Spoilers: The rest of the series but nothing major
Warnings: naked people, minor violence, swearing, crudeness
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me. Not making any money off this.
Author's Note: This is a birthday present for someone who said I didn’t need to do anything else for her. But I did it anyway. And wow, miracle of miracles, I actually got it done on her birthday. Special thanks go to whogeek  who not only helped me write this (including the ‘rules’) and title it, but hasn’t said a word to me about the fact that I haven’t finished her birthday story yet. So hopefully I’ll get cracking on that one next. (If I stop getting distracted by the pretty chopper.) And on a random note, if you can’t wait until May to enjoy Renner—go see MI4—you’ll get to see lots of his ass-ets. ;-) Plus the Avengers’ trailer on the big screen!


( Poker Face )

Title: Holiday Hits (Divided by Fandom)
Characters:
Steve Rogers, Tony Stark
Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe
Declan McRae, OFC
Duke Crocker, Audrey Parker
Auggie Anderson, Annie Walker
Pooch Porteous, Jake Jensen
Steve McGarrett, Danny Williams
Nick Stokes/Greg Sanders
Fandom:
Avengers
Sanctuary
Haven
Covert Affairs
Losers
Hawaii Five-0
CSI
Series: (if used)
Avengers’ Assistants (for second story)
Love and Science (CSI)
Written For: December Prompts
Prompt: ____ would kill anyone who discovered that (s)he actually loved Holiday music.
Summary: Various Fandoms ____ would kill anyone who discovered that (s)he actually loved Holiday music.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None for most of them, but figure anything that’s aired is fair game. Season 2 for Hawaii Five-0
Warnings: Off-screen deaths for Hawaii Five-0
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me. :-( Oh well. I can hope I’ll get someone for Christmas I guess.
Author's Note: Okay so the object of this was one character didn’t want the others to know they listened to holiday music. Whatever holiday it was. I’ve divided these by stories by fandom and you should be able to figure it all out. Thanks to illfindmyway (for the prompt and then assistance) and whogeek for help.




( Avengers' Fic )




( Avengers' Assistants Fic )




( Sanctuary Fic )




( Haven Fic )





( Covert Affairs Fic )





( Losers Fic )





( Hawaii Five-0 Fic )





( CSI Fic )

Title: His and Hers
Characters: Clint Barton/Tessa Monroe
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt:
Summary: He just really needs to know she’s okay.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: the rest of the series
Warnings: Check the rating peeps
Disclaimer: Clint doesn’t belong to me. Neither do the Avengers. Tessa belongs to Clint and me.
Author's Note: I’m not sure which was harder—titling this story or writing the sex. Damn but Clint is a stubborn bastard. Thanks to illfindmyway for the title and for helping me out—despite her being fuzzy. Now I think I’ll work on Christmas cards since I got my writing done for tonight.



( She Know He's a Possessive Bastard... )

Title: Running from the Wreckage
Characters: Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe, Isabella, Olivia Donner, Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt:
Summary: Clint knows he’s doing the wrong thing, but he just can’t seem to help himself.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: The rest of my series
Warnings: swearing, creepiness by Clint
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me
Author's Note: And now I can finish the one that comes after this since I’ve got it half done. Um, yeah honestly I’ve got nothing…I need to work on actually doing a write-up on my Assistants though which I’ll probably do soonish. As always thanks to my girls. And I’ll give Isabella a last name soon.


( He Went Down in Flames )

Title: Crashed and Burning After All
Characters: Clint Barton, Tessa Monroe (OFC), Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts, various other OCs
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Avengers’ Assistants
Written For:
Prompt:
Summary: When Clint wakes up and isn’t quite in his right mind, both Avenger and Assistant struggle to find their footing again.
Rating: R
Spoilers: For my previous story Crash but No Burn. This most likely won’t make much sense without reading that (not that I’m trying to pimp myself or anything, just pointing out the facts).
Warnings: Slight incident of non-con, but doesn’t go all the way. Some OOC most likely of Clint—but it’s for a reason.
Disclaimer: No one recognizable belongs to me *pouts*
Author's Note: So apparently this story at least has turned into a three—possibly four—parter. I told you these guys are taking over my brain. There is slight slight non-con here, but it’s stopped before it gets too far. I just don’t want to startle anyone when they read it. Thanks always to my girls, illfindmyway and whogeek.

**If anyone knows of an Avenger comm, could you please drop me a line? I’m looking for something for fic and graphics, etc. You can PM me or comment or whatever. I can’t seem to find one that’s active and all.



( I Still Trust You )