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So I’ve gotten questions so far from the following people irishjeeper, angelskuuipo, elebridith, whogeek, illfindmyway for the character meme that I posted last week. There’s still a couple of days to post questions at the original post if you want (it closes on the 9th), but I thought I’d answer the ones I have so far. I’m not going to post my list yet, but I’ll tell who’s who if they are one of the people mentioned in the question.

So without further ado, here’s the questions and answers for now:

Are 1 and 12 able to coexist in a room together all day?
1. Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf) and 12. Kevin Ryan (Castle)

Oh absolutely. I would imagine that Stiles would be infinitely comfortable with Ryan since he’s a police officer like Stiles’s father and Ryan (once he got used to Stiles’s babbling) would find him fascinating. The only problem would be Stiles keeping quiet about werewolves. Or maybe I should say keeping Stiles quiet about werewolves.


Do 12 and 15 have a thing for each other?
12. Kevin Ryan (Castle) and 15. Evan Lorne (Stargate: Atlantis)

Well since I ship Ryan/Esposito, I’d say that Lorne is absolutely Ryan’s type. But he’s not alpha enough for Ryan. And I just can’t see Ryan being attracted to someone so in control of himself.

Of 3, 5, and 13, in which order would they die in the zombie apocalypse?
3. Auggie Anderson (Covert Affairs), 5. Derek Hale (Teen Wolf), and 13. Javier Esposito (Castle)

As much as I hate to say it. Auggie would go first. Simply because he has a handicap that would make it difficult for him to protect himself as well as the others. I think he would acquit himself well, but his physical handicap would make him easier prey than the others, despite his former military training and CIA training.
Next would be Esposito, although he would probably die rescuing people or helping someone.
Last would be Derek because werewolf. He might very well be immune to the virus even.

If 2 and 6 hooked up, would they start a relationship?
2. Natasha Romanov (Avengers) and 6. Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)
I do not think they would start a relationship. Hook up absolutely. They would have a fun night and then go their separate ways. Garcia would absolutely embrace the fun in just sex (and hello Black Widow! and Natasha would definitely not care that Garcia is a she.

Who is a better cook 14 or 10?
14. Leo Fitz (AoS) and 10. Isaac Lahey (Teen Wolf)
I’m trying to figure out how to phrase this. Fitz is a horrible cook. Mostly because he gets distracted or tries to experiment or something goes very, very wrong (and he swears it WAS NOT HIS FAULT.)
Isaac is a good cook, but for a very bad reason. Cooking is not a happy place for him. If the food was not prepared correctly or burned or something else happened, he was beaten. So although he cooks very well, he does not like to.

Who is more likely to succeed at a desk job 4 or 8?
4. Will Brandt (MI4) or 8. Jemma Simmons (AoS)
For the simple reason that Brandt is very, very good at pretending, he would be better at an office job. Plus he’s a former analyst so clearly at some point he had an office job. Simmons needs that hands on in the lab experience to truly be happy.

Do 7 and 9 know each other?
7. Colby Granger (Numb3rs) and 9. Jake Jensen (Losers)
In canon, no. In fanfic, absolutely. Two military men? Absolutely.

Write a title and summary for a fluffy fic featuring 4, 7, & 15.
4. Will Brandt (MI4), 7. Colby Granger (Numb3rs), and 15. Evan Lorne (Stargate: Atlantis)

Title: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Pour
Summary: A weekend of R & R turns into a blur of drinking and one upmanship. And secrets that probably shouldn’t have been revealed. Good thing everyone has security clearance.

3 and 10 bodyswap. What ensues? Shenanigans? Bloodshed? Hilarity?
3. Auggie Anderson (Covert Affairs) and 10. Isaac Lahey (Teen Wolf)
I was cracking up over this question before I saw the match-up. Now I’m just even more amused. So Auggie and Isaac switch bodies. For those of you who don’t know. Auggie is a blind CIA tech head and Isaac is an abused child turned werewolf. So both of them would have to contend with powers out of their normal ken, plus learning to do things that are muscle memory for their regular bodies. So I would say hilarity. Plus a side of bloodshed when Derek finds out what happened to his beta.

4 and 12 get thrown in a police car together. What happens?
4. Will Brandt (MI4) and 12. Kevin Ryan (Castle)

Well it all depends on if Brandt was on a mission or not. In which case, he would lie his ass off. Ryan is probably the one throwing him into the police car in the first place.

1 delivers a pizza to 8. Do they fall in love?
1 Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf) to 8. Jemma Simmons (AoS)
Absolutely not. I suspect that Stiles would be fascinated by her work though and they would spend the night and/or weekend discussing anything and everything technological related or science related. Although with mythology.

4, 8, and 12 are locked in a room together. Who makes who angry first?
4. Will Brandt (MI4), 8. Jemma Simmons (AoS) and 12. Kevin Ryan (Castle)

This is probably the most even tempered of my group. It’s a very calm group so any of them getting mad would be interesting since none of them tend to get mad. I can’t really see them getting mad AT each other, but Brandt would probably get mad first. It would more than likely be irritation that Simmons rather than actually being mad though.
Ryan tends to get mad at objects rather than people though so I can’t see him getting mad at either of them. And when he does get mad, he gets quietly vicious, rather than belligerent. Although we have seen sparks of an Irish temper.
And Simmons gets frustrated with herself rather than with other people.

Would 6 and 11 kill each other, be friends, hook up, or end up in a relationship?
6. Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) and 11. Clint Barton (Avengers)
They absolutely would not kill each other and although Garcia does relationships, Clint doesn’t really. So I would say they would either be friends (and that would be epic and hysterical) or hook up. I almost want them to be friends more than hook up because Garcia with Clint as a good buddy to call when she needs someone outside of the BAU would be spectacularly awesome.

(Also according to illfindmyway—they would be friends and their snark would take over the world and I totally agree.)

Do 7 and 13 have anything in common?
7. Colby Granger (Numb3rs) and 13. Javier Esposito (Castle)
Of course they do. They’re both former military who now work in some kind of law enforcement.

Who is more competitive, 3, 5, or 14?
3. Auggie Anderson (Covert Affairs), 5. Derek Hale (Teen Wolf), and 14. Leo Fitz (AoS)
It’s almost. Whoever I had in the order first, whogeek said it was a tie. But now. I think Auggie and Derek would almost be a tie. I think Auggie would win just because Derek has a lower self-esteem. Fitz would only win when it came to science!
Now if it came to a fight, Derek would kick all their asses.


Faced with something that flies in the face of everything they think they know about the world who would adjust better/faster, 2 or 10?
2. Natasha Romanov (Avengers) or 10. Isaac Lahey (Teen Wolf)

Natasha would make it look like she adjusted really fast, but wouldn’t necessarily adjust well. She’s trained to always look like she’s in control and not look like anything is phasing her. She probably will adjust quickly.

Isaac has already had a lot of his world changed and he’s adjusted really well. But he’s not done it fast or particularly well.

Is there a situation where 3 and 12 would get in a drunken brawl and if so who would win (or would everyone lose?)?
3. Auggie Anderson (Covert Affairs) and 12. Kevin Ryan (Castle)
I can’t see either of them getting in a drunken brawl. Fight yes, brawl no. And if they did get in a fight, drunken or otherwise, Auggie would win. Ryan is probably a scrappy fighter, but he’s no match for Auggie (even if Esposito has been training him). Even blind, Auggie has not lost his military training and in addition to that, he’s a vicious fighter. He has an almost krav maga mentality to his fighting style (ie hurt them, put them down, and make sure they don’t get up again.) Ryan is a cop and he thinks that way.
You still have until the 9th to give me a question so go ahead and leave me something and I’ll do another round of answers sometime after Monday!