Writing Meme

Snagged from magisterequitum  and maratonista :

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up (or locked in--it would be hard to write if I was chained up) in your attic (I prefer attics, basements are damp and cold, attics theoretically at least have windows), and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

Who knows, you might actually get something since I'm pretty much having no luck with my List of Insanity...my damn muse runs away every time I look at the list much less attempt to write something on it.